• 13:32 I can't help but wonder what kind of desperate straits would drive someone to invent the Snuggy. #

• 18:53 Vet says Pepper's got allergies. It may be the cause of the death-breath as well as some other things. That or she's possessed by demons. #
• 19:52 Overheard some guy on his cell - "Need extra smalls 'cause biggers look like a trash bag on my wood." I can't make this crap up, folks. #
• 00:54 The movie "Doomsday" is nothing short of craptastic awesomeness. Mad Max wrapped up in a ren faire and goths, lovingly covered in cheese. #

• 16:52 I foresee rum in my future. #
• 19:45 Telling the Irish that Saint Patrick wasn't Irish is like telling Italians Columbus didn't discover the Americas. Probably a bad idea. #

• 12:45 And the correct answer would be "Yes, Mr. Christman. Whatever you want, Mr. Christman. We were mistaken, Mr. Christman." #
• 13:39 I need a walk. Contrary to popular belief, I do indeed love the sun. #
• 16:23 If you have no experience in something, it's probably best not to try to go gang-busters your first try. Chances are you'll fail. Epically. #
• 19:16 Is today "poke the angry tiger" day? It sure feels like it for the most part. I mean, there's been some reasonable people. But damn. #
• 19:16 At least there's "LOST" nerdaning tonight for the likes of me. #

• 20:05 My bathroom smells like Easter Eggs. #

• 12:39 Change of plans for the first half of the day. Now holding up at home 'till later, watching Rainpocalypse. #
• 14:10 Will soon be braving the wild weather. Avenge me if I don't return. #

• 11:30 I see and hear internet monkeys working outside. Looks to be Verizon, which would explain the stuttering Interwebz. #
• 12:19 No Monster Mania for me. You New York City types had better make it worth my while. 'Cause I'm crying. On the inside. Like a sad clown. #
• 18:41 Why hello Friday, you sexy thing. #

• 13:22 If I could be in multiple places at the same time I would. But I can't. And no, I'm not cloning myself. Don't need a chorus of crank. #
• 15:36 You know, I'd rather be an artist that's sarcastic and humorous than a mopey asshat who thinks his art is "so misunderstood" & cries a lot. #
• 20:05 Did you know that the U.S. Dept. of Education is buying shotguns from Remington? They're repeat customers. Freaky. bit.ly/aJJqVU #
• 23:36 Is "scooch cooch" what I think it sounds like? Why yes. It's *exactly* what it sounds like. #
• 00:54 I keep getting twenties on my rolls for "Shovel of regrettable statements" hole-digging abilities. And somehow I'm getting a plus 1 to hit. #
• 01:38 I think I was just compared to non-drag Eddie Izzard. #

• 14:25 Feels like a bunch of moray eels are swimming in my head, trying to eat their way out from behind my left eye. Hello, allergies. #
• 16:28 Where's my fire-breathing, battle-ready, robot-panda, huh? Where, I ask? #

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Set List for Shadowland Lancaster March 6th 2010
SR = Song Request
AR = Artist Request

DJ Kiltboy
9pm to 10pm

YelworC- Funeral Procession
Bauhaus- Dark Entries
Stendhal- 4th Passenger
Einsturzende Neubauten- feurio ( club mix )
Death In June- The Calling ( Mark 2 )
Public Image LTD.- The Order Of Death
John Foxx- Plaza
Tones On Tail- Christian Says
Sisters Of Mercy- Dominion/Mother Russia
The Mission- Tower Of Strength
Switchblade Symphony- Dissolve
Android Lust- Stained
Collide- The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum
Ego Likeness- Down By The Water

Dave Ghoul
10pm to 11pm

Pusifer- The Mission ( M is for Milla Mix ) – SR
Massive Attack- Inertia Creeps
Corvus Corax- Fillii Neidhardi
Last Dance- Once Beautiful
The Birthday Massacre- Happy Birthday
Project Pitchfork- Carnival
Covenant- Ritual Noise – AR
Assemblage 23- Spark – SR
KMFDM- Spit or Swallow ( Electric Stomp Mix ) by Velox – AR
Laibach- Tanz Mit Laibach
Basement Jaxx- Get Me Off ( Jaxx 2002 Club Mix Radio Edit )
CombiChrist- Happy Fucking Birthday – AR
Hocico- Untold Blasphemies
Rotersand- War On Error
Suicide Commando- Bind Torture and Kill

DJ Kiltboy
11pm to 12am

Suicide Commando- Hellraiser ( VNV Nation Remix )
Das Ich- Desitillat ( VNV Nation Remix )
VNV Nation- Chrome – SR
Alter Der Ruine- Loserstreet
Imperative Reaction- Only In My Mind
XPQ21- Gumpie’s Return – SR
Leaether Strip- Sex Dwarf
Cyber Axis- Can’t Get You Out Of My Head
Orgy- Blue Monday – SR
Rammstein- Sonne
Wolfsheim- Kunstliche Welten
Wolfsheim- Once In A Lifetime – SR
Retrosic- Unleash Hell – SR

Dave Ghoul
12 pm to 1am

Type O Negative- My Girl Friends Girlfriend
HIM- Wicked Game
Rob Zombie- Feel So Numb
Nine Inch Nails- Heresy – AR
Ministry- Stigmata
Combichrist- This Is My Rifle – AR
Prodigy- Take Me To The Hospital – AR
Front 242- Headhunter ( Front Line Assembly remix ) – SR
Apoptygma Berzerk- Non-Stop Violence ( CNN Version )
Pink- U + Ur Hand ( BeatCult Remix )
New Order- Here To Stay (Felix Da House Cat remix )
Psyche- Goodbye Horses

DJ Kiltboy
1am to 2 am
Gary Numan- Are Friends Electric ( Leaether Strip remix )
Nine Inch Nails- Head Like A Hole – SR
Skinny Puppy- Worlocked
Nitzer Ebb- Lightning Man
Revolting Cocks- Do YA Think I’m Sexy? – SR
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult- Sex On Wheelz – SR
Grossstadtgefluster- Ich Muss Gar Nix
And One- Panzer Mench – SR
Aesthetic Perfection- The Great Depression
Rotersand- Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Grendel- Soilbleed ( V.3 )

And for those who don’t know what we use for our closing song by now…
The Twin Peaks Soundtrack- Dance Of The Dream Man

SHADOWLAND LANCASTER
FIRST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH
THE CHAMELEON CLUB
223 North Water Street
Lancaster, PA
www.myspace.com/shadowlandlancaster

Mirrored from ZoMoPro.com.

• 11:39 Trying shoot-up the Pentagon is like strapping raw beef to your thighs & jumping into a tiger's den in hopes the tiger will only lick you. #
• 12:03 Have the urge to shave my head again as the weather gets warmer. Wife wants it really long, but I'd probably look creepy, not in a good way. #
• 20:14 Well then, there went my Friday night plans right out the window. See? There they went. #

• 12:14 The dog is planing my demise for not letting her into the bedroom where Steph is sleeping. The look of dejection was monumental for a dog. #

• 15:00 Why would anyone get an Alan Alda tattoo?! WHY?! #
• 22:14 Oh LOST, you tease you. #

• 12:55 Uploading files via a web interface is so awesome. No, really. I love waiting forever, and ever, and ever. I think I'll read a book. #
• 13:02 If desperation kicks in I'll start crank-IMing you all to pass the time. You'll have to pretend you have no idea who I am. #
• 13:15 Crank-IMing isn't going to work. Far too lazy. So I expect you all to do something awesome to entertain me. Awesome, not stupid. #
• 13:54 Just now at the halfway point of file transfers. Faceplantondesk #
• 17:41 Why must you be a hater, Internet Explorer? Why? #
• 19:30 Remember kids, there's a fine line between grappling and groping. I'm looking at you, wife. #

• 23:18 The dog just grumbled at something. Not too sure what that something was. #
• 23:24 Ah. It's doggy dreams. I'll whisper suggestions to her that she should make me rum and cokes all week. #

• 14:03 Me considering dieing my hair red for the Philly Zombie Crawl is a "mid-life crisis"? Really? My hair = red sports car? #

• 10:39 My boss is a jerkass. Never gives me a snow day. And he's going to make me shovel the sidewalk too, which isn't part of my job description. #
• 11:06 For those who didn't get it, I'm my own boss. But my boss is still a jerkass. #
• 11:30 I've got the pistol. Got Van Halen's "Panama" going. Just need a cop car and 2 cops desperate to be one of the "cool" kids. #
• 12:33 Just got off the phone with Digital Ferret. There is still an event tonight, but the benefit itself will be rescheduled to a later date. #
• 13:03 Off battle the snow. Avenge my death if I don't return. #
• 14:30 MP3 player whilst digging out: Sepultura, Big Black, Combichrist, The Cramps, KMFDM, Iggy Pop, Rotersand, and Wolfmother. Motivational. #
• 14:41 Again, there's still an event tonight at Digital Ferret, the actual benefit is rescheduled to a later date. So come out if you can. #
• 14:52 And it looks like I'll be filling in for a portion of the DJing tonight at Digital Ferret as well. #

• 10:45 Oh boy! Snow! Again! Just before I have a show! Again! Awesome! #
• 18:52 This year will mark five years of the Philly Zombie Crawl. Can you say "F*ck yeah!"? I knew you could. #
• 22:29 Steph's making mead, so the house smells like boiled bee vomit. Which is obviously better than boiled anything vomit. #

Posted by News & Updates from Grendel’s Den Design Studio
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Just finished up two new pieces for the Electronic Saviors Benefit Show taking place at Digital Ferret. Each will be available for purchase and I will be donating all of the proceeds to the foundation.

CURSE THE CHEMICAL

RADIATE THE SHADOW

You can visit GrendelsDen.net to view a larger version of both pieces.

Event starts at 6PM and goes until 10PM.
Digital Ferret
732 South 4th Street
Philadelphia, PA 19147
(215) 925-9259

Jim Semonik, organizer of the benefit project, will be speaking about his experience with cancer and answering questions.

MUSIC LINE UP:
+ Terrorfakt (NYC)
+ Rein[Forced] (Pittsburgh)
+ Patricia Wake (Pittsburgh)
+ Group Art show w/ 22 Artists
+ DJ’s Isaac Cesium 137 + Mighty Mike Saga
+ Q & A with Jim Semonik

Other Participating Artists:
Adam Wallcavage, Alex Eckman-Lawn, D.E. Christman, Delia Gable, Evi Numen, Hush, Joseph Beaulieu, Justin Duerr, Kencredible, Kyle Cassidy, Larry West, Matt Wabals, Mike Saga, Mike Scott Whitson, Mike Wohlberg, Nicole Boitos, Nikki Sneakers, Paul Romano, Paul Thorson, S. Jenx, Stefanie Pierpoint

Sponsors & Giveaways:
Metropolis Records, Digital Ferret, Passional Boutique, Philly Goth Industrial, Culture Asylum Magazine, Crash Bang Boom, Salon Sugar, Renee Masoomian, Mighty Mike Saga

EVENT COST: FREE ADMISSION
(Although please bring $$$ for Art + Music to help raise money for cancer research and to support the bands that are contributing their time and energy. Thank you!)

Mirrored from ZoMoPro.com.

• 15:03 Ok, I'm going to try & keep up with my IMing. If you're on AIM, Google & Yahoo look me up at grendelsden. #
• 23:58 Making art is painful sometimes. Like when you bash your hand into the printer. Suffering for my art. Yeah. #

• 17:59 Feels like someone is stabbing me in the temple with a rabid marmoset. Very unpleasant if you hadn't guessed. #

• 17:35 Back from Wicked Faire. It was epic on many levels. Catching up on emails & such. Photos to come soon. #

• 13:58 Who's going to the big nerd fest, AKA Wicked Faire? www.wickedfaire.com/2010/ #
• 22:38 Still. Working. On. Prints. #
• 00:30 The prints. They are'a done. #

• 14:37 I hear a wood chipper. Electric company must be getting to the downed tree. That or it's the city's frozen-hobo thinning program at work. #

• 15:10 Who the hell called my cell 2:30 in the AM? And didn't even leave a message? I'm looking at you, Lancaster. #

• 11:18 It's Friday & yet Monday type things are happening. This whole week has been like one long Monday. I hate Mondays. #
• 12:57 KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! #
• 15:30 Incoming message: OUCH! That is all. #

• 13:20 Front of the house is pretty cleared of snow. The back alley, where our garage is, is snowed in. The city doesn't plow it either. Great. #

• 17:21 Somehow this snow storm is messing with connectivity with just about every ISP. Grand. #

• 16:28 Snow zombies! RUUUUN! #
• 17:21 At least Snowpocalypse III: Rise of the Flakes is happening on a weekday. #
• 23:28 The thought of the dog in a grass skirt & coconut bra makes my wife to fly into a fit of giggles. #
• 23:29 So did anyone else notice the "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" invasion of "LOST"? #
• 00:59 So no one noticed that It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia's Rob McElhenney (Mac) was on LOST tonight? Really? Some nerds you all are. #
• 01:17 Airport's been closed since 8PM yet all I hear is jets flying overhead. Over my house. In a snow storm. Can you see my apprehension here? #
• 02:45 Listening to Portishead during a nighttime snow storm is kind of creepy. Almost expect some sort of shadowy ice monster to appear. #

• 01:01 Craig Ferguson's got a Twitter account. Let the fanboy stalking begin @craigyferg #
• 02:25 Dog's yipping in her sleep. You'd think that was cute, but it is in fact creepy as hell. I know she's dreaming of our demise. #
• 02:38 Pumpkin cheese?! Sweet jumpin' zombies! Would it be wrong to just spread it all over me and bask in its awesomeness? Yes? Damn it! #

• 15:23 Dear snow, you had better be outta Dodge by tomorrow afternoon, or I'm gonna kick you in the flakes. #
• 17:56 Walking to corner store to get cider. Avenge me if I don't return. #

• 13:23 Smart Cars - The nerd's answer to the clown car. #
• 19:00 Fangoria in its last gasp... again? From my own personal experiances with Fangoria & Starlog years ago, I can't say I'm surprised. #

• 17:58 Pending snow storms on a work weekend gives me a bout of Tourette's. #

• 19:57 Pretend that for the next tree hours I do not exist. Which is to say "LOST" is tonight. #

• 13:56 My "LOST" fanboyism is gearing up. My prediction: Hugo is the key to everything. Just sayin' dude. #

• 13:25 I love my friends. They're all kooky and stuff. #

• 14:41 Seriously PETA, we're not going to replace our groundhog with a robot version. We already have one & hate it so - bit.ly/cSfnbS #

• 14:26 Sometimes my twittering doesn't reach my facebook. Yeah, the joke is practically written for you there. #
• 19:06 PETA wants Punxsutawney Phil replaced with a robo-groundhog? Have they seen the PA Lottery's abomination, Guss? It's a mechanical nightmare! #

• 16:57 Dear Apple, you should strongly consider firing your marketing department. iPad? Really? They're not even trying anymore. #
• 02:45 Unless I all of the sudden grow a mind-reading probe-tentacle it's a pretty safe bet that I can't magically figure out what it is you want. #