• 01:01 Craig Ferguson's got a Twitter account. Let the fanboy stalking begin @craigyferg #
• 02:25 Dog's yipping in her sleep. You'd think that was cute, but it is in fact creepy as hell. I know she's dreaming of our demise. #
• 02:38 Pumpkin cheese?! Sweet jumpin' zombies! Would it be wrong to just spread it all over me and bask in its awesomeness? Yes? Damn it! #

• 15:23 Dear snow, you had better be outta Dodge by tomorrow afternoon, or I'm gonna kick you in the flakes. #
• 17:56 Walking to corner store to get cider. Avenge me if I don't return. #

• 13:23 Smart Cars - The nerd's answer to the clown car. #
• 19:00 Fangoria in its last gasp... again? From my own personal experiances with Fangoria & Starlog years ago, I can't say I'm surprised. #

• 17:58 Pending snow storms on a work weekend gives me a bout of Tourette's. #

• 19:57 Pretend that for the next tree hours I do not exist. Which is to say "LOST" is tonight. #

• 13:56 My "LOST" fanboyism is gearing up. My prediction: Hugo is the key to everything. Just sayin' dude. #

• 13:25 I love my friends. They're all kooky and stuff. #

• 14:41 Seriously PETA, we're not going to replace our groundhog with a robot version. We already have one & hate it so - bit.ly/cSfnbS #

• 14:26 Sometimes my twittering doesn't reach my facebook. Yeah, the joke is practically written for you there. #
• 19:06 PETA wants Punxsutawney Phil replaced with a robo-groundhog? Have they seen the PA Lottery's abomination, Guss? It's a mechanical nightmare! #

• 16:57 Dear Apple, you should strongly consider firing your marketing department. iPad? Really? They're not even trying anymore. #
• 02:45 Unless I all of the sudden grow a mind-reading probe-tentacle it's a pretty safe bet that I can't magically figure out what it is you want. #

• 13:38 YEAH! MONDAYS! I kid. Mondays aren't "YEAH!" worthy. #
• 16:32 Nerdy girls. Gotta love 'em. #

• 16:33 Cryptic Statement 76: It needs to come to an end already. Continuing is becoming agonizing. Rough time or bad burrito? I'll never tell. Ha! #

• 14:09 There's still people who feel that art created digitally isn't "real" art. Get with the program, people. This is the 21st Century you know. #
• 16:06 What's a zombie lovin' kind of guy about town to do tonight? There so much going on here in Philly. #
• 17:13 The Fios gnomes are working in my neck of the 'hood. #

• 14:06 Just love how some think it's OK to use my promotional networks to promote their own thing. Great way to get the boot from said networks. #
• 16:37 Damn. The dirt bike clown was a no-show today. Maybe he's working on some new ideas of how to wreck in a far more entertaining fashion. #

• 15:08 Oh boy! The dingleberry on the dirt bike is back. Once again failing to do donuts at an amazing skill level. #

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Here’s the current list of conventions and events you’ll be able to find Grendel’s Den Design Studio at for the 2010 season. Follow the link to the event’s website for further details. There will be more added as we get farther into the year.

Zombie A Go-Go Rock N Roll Art Show: February 13, 2010

Wicked Faire: February 19-21, 2010

Ravencon: April 9-11, 2010

National Haunters Convention: April 29-May 2, 2010

Steampunk Worlds Faire: May 14-16, 2010

Mirrored from ZoMoPro.com.

• 13:34 Steph made pizza last night from scratch. I thought it was pretty awesome, that is until now. It's frigging awesome as cold day-after 'za. #
• 13:44 Only in Philly: RT @PhillyBrk: Man breaks into a home, cuts his hair, makes fried chicken and then is arrested! #
• 14:47 Some knucklehead on a dirt bike is trying to do donuts in the back parking lot & failing with amazing accuracy. #
• 18:11 Illustrator, you shall bend to my will or suffer a doomy demise! Bend I say! BEND! MWAHAHA! #

• 10:35 What an amazingly ass kicking weekend. Now it's back to work. Wee! #

• 13:16 Official announcement: I made more coffee for the necessary security of the population. I am a just and wise leader. #
• 16:38 Insert witty statement here: _____ #

• 16:44 I seem to be breaking out in lumps, ala Homer Simpson style apparently. #

• 16:25 Some teens walking in the alley were just attacked by a gang of empty wind-blown trashcans. The teens seemed to have lost the fight. #
• 17:21 My left eyelid wont stop twitching. Need to find some duct tape. #

• 19:43 I'd say I'm going to smack my monkey until it vomits, but it sounds too dirty. #

• 14:18 Looking for a new office chair since the one I have isn't the best for back support. Anyone have recommendations? #

• 17:58 10 years ago on this day I asked Steph to marry me. And the rest is, as they say, history. #

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Keep the New Years rolling and come out to Shadowland Lancaster, Saturday, January 2nd. As always, myself and DJ Kiltboy will be playing dark alternative dance music – Goth, Industrial, EBM, Synthpop and more.
Shadowland Lancaster
The Chameleon Club
223 North Water Street in Lancaster, PA
21+ with I.D. to enter
9PM to 2AM., $5.00 cover

I’ve been added to the DJ lineup for the next Dracula’s Ball, which takes place on Saturday, January 16th. The event includes performances by Black Tape for a Blue Girl and i:SCINTILLA. I’ll be downstairs in the Velvet Underground, which is the 21 and up section, all night.
Dracula’s Ball
Shampoo Nightclub
7th and Willow streets in Philadelphia, PA
All Ages
9PM to 2AM
$15 through IsoTank, Digital Ferret, or Ticketmaster

Mirrored from ZoMoPro.com.

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G. D. Falksen of Tor.com wrote a fantastic article on my artwork as a part of their “December Belongs to Cthulhu”, a month long series relating to the Lovecraft Mythos. You should go and check it out, or the tentacled thing-that-cannot-be-described from Vhoorl will eat your brains.

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• 16:17 Dawkins gets cheered. Santa gets booed. Yep, that's us Philly fans. #

• 17:26 Everyone but FOX's coverage of the snow pretty much equates to AAAAHHHH!SNOW!IT'SGONNAKILLYOU!THINKOFTHECHILDREN!LOCKYOURDOORS! #
• 19:17 Getting wife sauced up. #

• 11:51 Writer, director & "Return of the Living Dead" creator Dan O'Brian died. #
• 11:56 Misspelled Dan's name. It's O'Bannon. Not advisable to type and read an obituary at the same time I guess. #
• 12:43 Watched new Clash of the Titans trailer. Zeus is wearing gothic-styled armor? He's a god for crying out loud. WHY DOES HE NEED ARMOR?! #
• 13:24 The Xmas tree just vomited a barrel full of monkeys... and a bottle of vodka. #
• 14:17 Apparently Zeus is to the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" what Batman is to Bruce Wayne. This obviously explains so much. #
• 18:21 It's going to be a.... SNOWPOCALYPSE! #
• 23:46 NBC 10's weather guy Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz looked like he was issuing a warning for the zombie apocalypse. #
• 00:13 Burger King is now serving funnel cake. For the majority of their customers that's like a cop handing over a shotgun to a suicidal teen. #

• 17:22 To squatter begging at CVS: That hard up for cash? You'd be willing to sell me your dog. I promised not to cook him. What more do you want? #
• 22:25 I'm making the Internets cry. #

• 15:58 Why hello Thunderbird 3.0, you sexy thang. #
• 16:27 Coffee is not working. Wha... what's happening to me?! Budda, Santa, Jebus... Save me! #
• 18:02 Read everything about ThunderBird 3 or you'll face-plant your desk. Sexy? Yes. Initially high maintenance? Most certainly. Still worth it. #
• 19:51 "Dracula AD1972" doesn't make hippies cool or sinister. But as per Hammer films, the movie is boobtastic. #

• 12:30 Having friends that don't get along is frustrating as hell. Considering a Thunder Dome solution to this problem. #
• 12:41 Think reading a contract is painful. Try writing one up when you're dyslexic. I'm like a drunk airline pilot. Spell check is my copilot. #
• 17:06 Bedroom windows look like the decontamination scene from Quarantine (AKA [REC]). Thick, rolled plastic. Sexy. #

• 16:15 Reminder: DJ related Twitts now @daveghoul - twitter.com/daveghoul. Follow the account or I'll send the Jonas Brothers to your house! #

• 16:51 If it wasn't December, & somewhat cold, I'd swear a tornado just blew through West Philly. That or the Mayans got their date wrong. #
• 18:39 Can't. Keep. Up. With. Woot-off. www.woot.com/ #

• 14:58 Technology, you shall bend to my iron will! #
• 17:15 Twitter account just for my DJing related things: twitter.com/daveghoul #
• 02:45 Was up at 7:30ish. Now quarter to three in the AM. How is this a "character building" experience again? #

• 23:45 Nefarious radical bovine plan discovered by EPA - "Greenhouse gases harm humans." Administration to bomb "Cattle Country" to stop cow farts. #
• 23:55 Virgin Galactic unveils commercial spaceship. Strippers to reenact Barbarella scene in near future: bit.ly/57obmD #
• 00:02 Kind of important for my fellow graphic monkeys: Adobe Illustrator Exploit Fix Due Jan 8: bit.ly/76snRk #
• 00:04 Oh, & there's one for FLASh as well: bit.ly/7Hac6p #

• 15:41 Everyone keep your fingers crossed that Steph's Japanese language test is going well. #
• 15:45 Introscope drops Marilyn Manson for low sales. Thank god he's got that Lady Gaga drag queen bit to pay the bills. #
• 16:55 NOLa Saints 12 and 0. No, they're no joke. #
• 23:22 Gah! It was like Joe Theismann all over again! The Vikings are cursed tonight. #

• 14:49 The Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns is doing that Howard Hughes thing with tissue boxes & talking germs? One step away from that I fear. #
• 20:45 Gee, thanks deviantART for -not- telling me my paid account expired. #
• 20:49 Really devART? My paid account expired? Again? This after I just renewed it? After you not telling me it lapsed? Getting. So. Stabby. #
• 20:51 No wonder I'm getting all stabby. Terrorfact was playing. If anything says "stabby" it's Terrorfact. #

• 13:16 Even notice how Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson are never at the same place at the same time? Hmm... #
• 13:30 I've got the Google Wave. Not too sure what to do with the damned thing. How do you play with your Google Wave? #
• 14:11 Some screaming-crazy-homeless-guy is in the back alley, where my office looks over, freaking out. I should yell back "MARCO!" #
• 14:27 Screaming-crazy-homeless-guy actually answered back "POLO!" Apparently he has no idea where he heard "MARCO!", other than possibly his head. #
• 23:36 FYI: I don't get text messages on my cell. Want to get a hold of me via my cell? Try actually calling me. #